tiredhermit:

tiredhermit:

and this is my new Goosepimples book, Shit Yourself and Die. 

werewolfest:

different kind of werewolf

pleaseaskbeforepetting:

davidlieberman:

pleaseaskbeforepetting:

pleaseaskbeforepetting:

i wish you could download mods for movies. i want to watch the thing (1982) but with kurt russel in a baby slut t shirt and camo capris

[id: unfortunately, its kurt russel in the thing (1982) wearing a baby slut tshirt and camo capris.]

noone in this house appreciates anything i do

twistcmyk:

friends

lizardsfromspace:

Does anyone else love great and horrible machines, their creators absent, so massive in scale you can hardly believe it was even built, that it even had a function, their incomprehensible mass of gears and engines ticking ever on and on mindlessly, or perhaps with terrifying mindfulness, blind and eternal?

mother-shipper:

vacuously-true:

Oh so the plural of surgeon general is surgeons general, huh? Well what about bunnies rabbit. Puppies dog. KITTIES CAT. Did you ever think of that, you sillies goose?

teenjournalist:

Man eats pork rinds in bed despite warnings from local crumb experts regarding the risks of doing so

hacvek:

reminder to worldbuilders: don’t get caught up in things that aren’t important to the story you’re writing, like plot and characters! instead, try to focus on what readers actually care about: detailed plate tectonics

enki2:

caleod:

26-6-23

malscare:

who’s packing me lunch

alexxuun:

Miles finally got an explanation on what comic con is.

zegalba:

yoshitomo nara